But I thought more guns = more safety. And an armed society is a polite society. And I also thought that alcohol sales were banned in SEC stadiums. And also, Hitler disarmed the Germans when he took over (not really, but I read it somewhere). Why can’t I bring my arsenal in to cheer on the Hogs?1Q?! How else are the…

Oh boohoo. Cry me a goddamn river. ‘Fuck outta here with your pro Red Sox nonsense!

I said to everyone, “if he pulls of THIS double jinx break he will be considered the greatest GM of all time and he is bot even 45!”

This is insulting to children and babies.

i spent 8 years doing social work in rural illinois, so i’ve gotten to know many of these people. (illinois is a blue state only because of chicago. most of the rest of the state is red as bannon’s eyes after a night binging on aristocrat vodka/ephedrine/the turner diaries.) i don’t think this will be as satisfying as…

That base was doomed by Reagan. Their obsolete jobs are NEVER coming back. They are white nationalists who like to blame POC for their own shortcomings.

It’s been said before, but of course they’ll find some way to blame Dems/Obama/Oprah

I find it weird that Americans of all people would object to celebrations in baseball.

The jokes have been made, and they are very funny, you guys. So I just came here to say:

Holy shit, the second quarter of that Hampton@Duke game.

“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

But was it a sandwich?

It’s not dumb.

Of COURSE that creeper is a part of House Bolton. GOD do we hate the Boltons.

Definitionally, here, certainly not the man. As our president told us, “When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.”

No, like I seriously have no idea which one is the star.

Reality tv? Check!

I literally have no idea who the “star” is in this gif.

I have lived in the Netherlands and I can say honestly they are all cocky bastards.

That will really be the case this year. Expect a lot of bandwaggoners.