If only for the entertainment factor, I’d like to see someone like Roger Goodell tell those good ol boys in the Deep South that they can’t force kids to brain each other for their entertainment until they reach the college level or some other meaningless point. I just think it would be amusing to watch the reaction.…

Guess they finally tapped out the whole lucrative “fat people who frequent amusement parks” demo

Didn’t George Costanza do that exact thing once? Also why did this coworker desire the other coworker to be fired? I want to hear all of this!

A guy I used to work with was made a huge offer by another company. When he brought his resignation to the boss, he asked him to hold off until he made some calls. He was able to get what he was offered matched, with a little extra thrown in, as they didn’t want to lose him. The office asshole got wind of this, and a…

Your example reminded me of a time when a coworker in a staff meeting told the boss “If you don’t fire [other coworker, who was present in the room], I will quit!” Boss stared at her and said “That is deeply unprofessional. I’m not going to fire her.” Coworker stood up and said “then consider this my resignation” and…

Bet that would be an awkward conversation with Oakland if the entire move had to be scrapped.

Raiders owner Mark Davis has until March to get this mess figured out, otherwise it’s unlikely he will receive the 24 votes from his fellow owners needed to approve his team’s move to Las Vegas.

Take that back, my college thesis was on the inherent humor of 69 and 420

69 is a sex position

Rob Gronkowski: I like to think I put the “bro” in “abortion”.

Serious question. How many times do you think Gronk says “that’s what she said” per day? I’m guessing at least 6.

I’m torn. I’m a veteran of the 1st Iraq Shit Show and the Cold War. I didn’t join out of patriotism, I was in a crappy small town and I wanted out. It worked. Being the military actually MADE me a Liberal. (Kind of hard to hate people for the color of their skin when you share a life with them, hard to hate…

Wait til you hear that they’ve changed play calls so that a post route to the right is now called “Muslim Ban”

I did for the first time when Congress started its session this year. It’s easy. I do it pretty much everyday on my lunch break right now, and I mostly get through (unfortunately that means people in my state aren’t calling enough to clog all the phone lines, but we’re Louisiana so HEY, any little bit counts).

I, for one, see no potential for conflict in having both a former GM and an experienced personnel guy report to a rookie GM with no front office experience, who in turn reports to a rookie head coach. Should work out great.

Both are difficult but it’s gotta be 16-0. Only happened once so far (okay, true for both.) They didn’t play as many games in ‘72. Even the ‘85 Bears didn’t run the table. The Rams’ Greatest Show on Turf? Not always the case. Keeping up that level is tough. Injuries, exhaustion, complacency, game planning, weather,…

Piece of advice to 49ers fans: Stop watching football. It’s over. This team will never make you happy again. If you’re in your 40's and can remember the 81-94 era, good for you. That’s all the happiness you are ever going to get. You’ve got bad owners, and are no longer in SF. That’s it. Remember Harbaugh. You had…

How football savvy is John Lynch?

To be honest, I’m just happy this story is using Lynch as a noun and not a verb after all of this weekend’s terrible news.

I nominate myself for dumbest person in the world. I was staring at the hoop in the middle and it took three times for me to see that there were other hoops.