When Aaron Rodgers gets into politics, at least we know he won’t be supporting Focus on the Family.

Peyton Manning: A head for business, a head for policy, a head for compassion and a head for America. Peyton Manning: Four Heads.

Hannah, you should or another Deadspin staffer should take a look at what’s going on down in Sarasota County, FL with the Braves. They are attempting to have a new spring training facility built in North Port, FL that is subsidized at large by both Sarasota County and the state of Florida. In addition, the most recent…

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Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

I would assume it’s wherever the contract originated...right?

It’s really not that tough to figure out why, is it....?

False. You’re assuming Trump cares about anything other than himself.

What’s more important, making Roger unhappy or making Trump unhappy? I’m choosing the latter - GO FALCONS

“There were no ‘Where is Roger’ chants during the Steelers dominating victory last night, period.” #SpicerFacts

Dude. He was saying that as a fan of another team. Ventura was the kind of player you love when he’s on your team and hate to face *because he’s so good*. It was a compliment and he recognized this as the tragedy it is.

“That wasn’t a false alarm. It was the alternate alarm.” KellyAnne Conway

Which is a lot easier to do when you’re not afraid some shitty QB is going to beat you.

‘beat them soundly’? You sure about that?

Soundly?

“You dropped your tape measure, sir.”

That kid has horrendously bad parents.

I love how the bald guy recognized him, but couldn’t warn the one doing the talking before he pulled his shady ass “I know more than you think I know” bullshit.

That poor man, I hope he’s okay. What an ordeal — I mean, there was a black guy right by his fence!