And condoms are just chemicals you put on your penis to mess up your body’s normal STD-acquiring process!

Trump is surrounded by conspiracy-minded former generals. The second Congress tried to impeach Trump would go full dictator and seize power (whether legally or not).

No. You go through with the dance. You do it with gusto. Then you give the toast. You roast the groom. You then proceed to drink it all. Everything. I mean, every last thing. You do rails and bales. You smoke up out on the patio. Then you grovelfuck a catering server in the men’s bathroom with the stall door open,…

But.. why??

prediction: he will go on a record-low number of international trips, instead inviting foreign dignitaries to do state visits here (and stay at his hotel).

the story is as good as winning the money,”

Word has it that Donald Trump just hired these men as his chief economic economic advisers.

When the Browns were 0-3 I saw the possibility of a winless season and starting betting on them to lose. Over a three month period, my initial investment of $300 had grown to $304.61 before that crushing Week 16 victory against the Chargers left me penniless.

He’s not “bitching” to the media or anything. He’s trying to get his players in the right mindset by reminding them that the Pats have a headstart and they need to work if they’re going to be ready.

Pats played at home, Steelers away. So the travel time is not the same.

#peptalktruthers

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

If by not a liberal you mean a racist, homophobic bigot who took tens of millions in government money to run a failing business, but all the while complains about ‘moochers,’ and defended hitting on 13 year olds then I guess you’re right...

And sometimes with one another.

Take I heard is that family was upset with Munn for talking publicly about sex life, but then turned around and rallied around his brother after he cheated on his long time gf and started dating somebody else.

Munn/Aaron were already upset about them taking umbrage with public sex thing, thought this was rank…

That’s not really fair, they are assholes when they are winning too.

Donald Trump’s first Presidential news conference impeachment trial.

“Get out of my face now. Don’t tell me I didn’t do my job (expletive). OK, exactly. Get the (expletive) out of my face. Like I said, get out of my face. Don’t play with me. Don’t play with me. I just put my heart on the (expletive) field. Don’t (expletive) play with me. Get the (expletive) out of my face then. Try me…

That’s a pretty meteroic rise from his previous position as Assistant Defensive Coordinator at Penn State.