So this is the scariest possible future right? Just think about it.

The moon is actually made of barbecued spare ribs.

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

“Challenge accepted”

This is so amazing. The Jeff Fisheriest thing that could ever happen...

On the bright side, this should give the Rams some added leverage when negotiating Fisher’s next contract. 

There’s that elitist attitude. Enjoy your bubble. And 4 years of Trump, you deserve it.

14 hours from NYC

Which makes it even more puzzling why you would call them the “Greatest Show on Earth”

Yeah you’re such a die hard Rams fan that you don’t seem to know they were called “The Greatest Show On TURF”

How much longer until the Rams can’t make money in LA and start begging the league to let them go elsewhere? Fuck Kroenke forever

That play by Douglas was so dirty that I am on Team Talib for the first time in my life.

I REALLY wanted to be pissed at Talib but that previous play was bullshit by Douglas.

This is also a perfect explanation of why the Democrats lost the Presidency, given their approach of “When they go low, we go high.”

That actually earned the social media team a $15,000 fine for criticizing the refs.

Little trick I picked up over the years. If you’re fighting from the low ground, you’re going to want to duck real low, so your opponent has to adjust their stance and lean over more to make contact. You’re taking them out of their center of balance and at this point, you grab them by the waist of their pants and…

I’ll just leave this here...

Sully Sullenberger would’ve just dropped that sucker in the coca fields, stuck a large wad of leaves in his cheek, and with nothing but a self-inflating life vest for protection single-handedly taken down the cartel and saved a flock of endangered short-crested coquettes.

So why should I stick to just two? You don’t really say why just that I should only have two while being socially awkward about it. If I need to drive or be somewhere early the next day then yes stick to one or two but if I have a ride/taxi/uber and everyone else is drinking and enjoying themselves why would I stick…