Usually the boos is only a problem at her family parties.

It doesn’t seem like this person is failing to stand up for herself, she’s struggling how much to police the behavior of a person her friend loves but to whom she feels no particular loyalty out of concern for her friend. This seems like a very valid concern to me and I’m sorry you disagree!

Your friend’s an asshole.

Just wish Michael had turned on his brother mid-interview, made mention of his conspicuous lack of rings, and say that’s why Mom named you Martellus and not Marshowus

which features Martellus saying that “NFL” stands for “Niggers For Lease”

in what world is adultery easier done than said?

The President is a serial killer who butchers people and eats them

Orange was clearly overmatched, where blue clearly knew what he was doing. Orange threw a bunch of punches early, was constantly off balance, and his guard was down the whole time. Blue just waited for the time to throw the cross. And when he nailed it, orange knew he was in serious trouble and it was time to…

That visor being knocked off tho...

Ken Rosenthal is reporting on the Olympics??

Please. Marijuana’s some bullshit. You ever suck dick for weed?

Marijuana is a hell of a drug.

Not anymore, Amare just announced his retirement.

That trashcan is our starting power forward

I’m a divorce lawyer. 50% chance you’ll be reading in a pleading in 5-15 years: “He was so cheap, and so emotionally abusive, that he refused to buy me an engagement ring. He told me that the money was better spent on a house. I reluctantly agreed. Now, since the down payment came from his separate property, he’s…

And most importantly, you get to be self righteous in comment threads about engagement rings. And who can put a price on that?

I wish I lived where you do.

What about those of us that aren’t LGBTQ or Euro?

This is the least fun thing anyone has ever said.

I think part of the donation was confusion when Jordan called his finance guy and said, “Hey, put a million on Black for me...thanks”