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That moment when your brain can’t decide if it should be angry or impressed.

Hot take: ban fan voting.

I didn’t know I was at fault for writing about someone doing something shady, but my eyes have been opened. Thank you

The most American thing someone can do is to leave a baseball game early.

He saw what we did to Harambe. This bald eagle is no fool.

Other counterpoint: this is why the NBA is dumb. You don’t see this level of one-sided team building in any other major sport. I get that this is just inherent in the way the the economy of the league is structured, but that just means I’ll never have a deep vested interest in it. Good for players maximizing their pay

One of those dudes is my cousin Nathan. He always wanted to be Famous.

Coincidentally, A-Rod became a jerk-off in a cup.

If that’s not the mission statement of this very site, I can’t think of a better one.

Promotion: First 10,000 Rockies fans get Dingers on their cars!

Sorry, this story is bullshit. If somebody died on the plane, they would have landed immediately. If he was sick and trying to die to the point where people were working on him for “over an hour” and receiving “shock after shock from the AED” they would have gotten the plane on the ground even faster and had

Still better than kimbo vs dada as best non fight ever!!!!

RUN, DILDO! RUN!

Pete Carroll when asked for life advice: Pass

This post could easily have been referring to 11 other guys in white jerseys.

It took Cleveland 13 years to win a title after drafting LeBron. OKC still hasn’t won one after drafting Durant and Westbrook. You say it takes three years, but the things required to happen in those years (decent drafts) are far more likely than an NBA team acquiring the generational talent necessary to make them an

This! There have now been 10 teams total that have won the NBA Championship in the last THIRTY YEARS. Three of them only won it once, two of them having won the two most recent. That means that 7 teams have won 27 of the last 30 championships in the NBA.

At what point is it not OK to have a roommate? My friend is 35, has a respectable income and a fairly reasonable mortgage with no bills besides utilities and student loans, yet his brother and another friend live with him. I say it’s ridiculous (and his previous girlfriend agrees with me since she just broke up with

No way does the NBA get all teams to win a title before the NFL. To win an NBA title, you need to be one of the 2 or 3 best teams in the league. To win a Super Bowl, you just need to make the playoffs and get lucky. Yes, the NFL has dumpster fire franchises like the Lions. But the NBA has teams like the Clippers:

Notable predictions from Stephen A. Smith’s ancestors: