“Act like you’ve been there before”

So we shouldn’t even have entered? Thank you for being the guy who makes any success a lose/lose in this tournament.

Thank god that “THAT GUY” didn’t take Friday off.

Getting two extra bases because someone doesn’t know what’s going on is called “The Stanford Swimmer.”

Adam LaRoche would like to have a word with you.

The most iconic bat flip in MLB history led to the most iconic jack in the face in MLB history.

I can’t believe this asshole actually said that. I was like...did he just say what I think he said?? What a fuckin piece of shit.

A Kershaw truther. Just perfect

Haters gonna say it’s fake.

“I don’t understand why Cleveland wants a ring so bad. This court has 2 basketball rings already!” - Ted Cruz

Dbacks offer: 6 yr/206.5 m, and his son can design the uniforms

Bullshit, I could punt that kid at least 15, maybe 20 yards.

Probably there to find one of the home team fans and hit them. We know how much he likes assaulting Athletic supporters.

Well, they are the smallest pro athletes and aren’t used to using their hands, so I agree with that.

Personally I'd prefer to fight jockeys.

Yea, becaus when you inexplicably get away with hitting people in the dick time and time again, you should just be able to get away with it forever.

Yeah not sure the barstool subreddit is anything close to “the worst thing on the internet.” In fact I find it to be relatively benign. The comment section, on the other hand, is a cesspool.

Pay attention men: Women do not like it when you send your donger to their cell phone. They end up blocking it every time.