Talent show story time. I was one of the people voted into my high schools male pageant type of thing my senior year. I have no idea how because I wasn’t very popular.

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

I love how Matt Stairs in confounded by thinking. He’s my favorite.

I honestly can’t even believe that story because $20 for committing fraud is such a low number.

Look, his death was tragic and the tobacco companies deployed a heartless, immoral policy of manipulating users. But to a degree of being legally or civilly responsible? Adults make choices. These choices can be harmful. But they’re our choices.

Interestingly, this actually does offend 9 out of 10 Native Americans.

They should auction Jose Bautista’s sunglasses.

maybe the guy doesn’t take himself that seriously and finds it funny...?

1000/1: Theon strangles him with severed Greyjoy peen.

Pfft, that’s nothing, I've stuck people with far worse.

-Ray Lewis.

Well fair, but you don’t have to be quite that rude to get your point across.

Haha, Bautista called that a sucker punch?!?!

I would never call a team that employs Prince Fielder “gutless.”

Not really sure how your statement answers any of my questions. Odor never ran from Joey Bats. Odor never runs from Bautista until Beltre is holding him. Odor tries to hit Bautista 3 more times after the cross connects as Bautista is running from Odor until Beltre ties Joey Bats up, and Odor stops trying to hit…

How are you idiots calling this a sucker punch? They’re looking right at each other, Odor winds up while Bautista is himself winding up, and the blow was right in the chin. Do you even know what “sucker punch” means?!

Uhh no, Odor shoved Bautista first, his intentions are clear. This isn’t medieval England, you don’t need to formally verbalize your intentions, they’re pretty obvious.

“Had no idea today was Jose Bautista bobblehead day.” (Via @DriveThruDuck)

That was not a sucker punch, it was just a punch.

Tim can now pursue some of his true life passions, such as:

As a Padres fan, I was truly surprised.