Schilling prefers to stop at 3 Ks.

Rocket, Wood, Unit, and now Scherzer.

Imagine if it were slowed down for dramatic effect.

Well, I’ve officiated 6 weddings for friends, and have gotten laid during or after the reception every single time.

What is arcane about this rule?

This is like if Drew Magary were a fight.

Soft New Yorkers! Let me know when it looks like this

Why doesn’t everyone just buy a car? Sheesh...

My advice as someone who hates Las Vegas, go anywhere else. If I had to pick a town for sleazy fun for a weekend, it would be New Orleans. It’s better, sleazier and more fun than Vegas every fucking time.

Usually Japanese videos blur out the ball work

Do teenagers even watch TV today? I have no idea.

Clearly you’ve never locked eyes with yourself in the mirror while flergin’ it.

Lighten up Francis.

Going to be tough to call plays if all the plays are called Hodor though

If the Vikings are able to field an ACTUAL Viking, the Bears should be able to field an actual Bear.

Ugh. That’s worse than God Bless America at baseball games.

When was the NFL draft fun?

I had a couple of break-ups that were tough. In high school I dated this girl for a little over two years. It was great, she was a cool girl and the sex was awesome. I was a grade older than her so after senior year I was off to college about 200 miles away from my home town. We wanted to try the long-distance thing…

I know how he feels. Smoking pot is likely what has kept me from getting drafted the past 5 years

Seattle resident here. Yamauchi bought the Mariners out of respect for the area. Nintendo’s American HQ is in Redmond, a city just E/NE of Seattle.