Neighbor: Would you and your wife like to join us for Bible Study tonight?

You’re right, when will they learn to just use the official substance of the NFL, alcohol. After all, this country has a proud history of drunks.

This is bad kinja.

Bear Friday is the only thing that keeps me from attempting to press my bosses face into the paper shredder at the end of every week. Such majestic, powerful beasts.

To be fair, they had a lot of defensive injuries in 2015, plus a whole mess on the O-line (especially at left tackle). One reason they remained dominant on D is their great depth — their backups would be starters most places. The losses to FA this year will hurt that depth a bit, but it’s not catastrophic. They still…

odd, since for so much of his life Osweiler has been the bigger man

I hate to say it, but the solution is - buy better bath towels. Seriously, go to like a JC Penney’s, or Kohls, or whatever (NOT Wal-mart FFS), find their bath towels, and find the good, big, fluffy ones. They’re worth the extra $, and don’t feel like (and are way bigger than) crap hotel towels.

she refuses to let me continue the usage of my beach towels

The girl in the white shirt pushes him in the back, and he definitely turns and moves her with his right arm, but he seems to be trying to de-escalate a fight he didn’t start.

Held the pizza sideways. Pizza’s ruined.

What’s it matter? Bad business is bad business. Had it been J.R. Sweezy the criticism would be identical from my standpoint. It was just stupid to call it due diligence. It’s intellectually lazy to jump to such racially motivated conclusions as the OP.

What exactly did Kam think two young women would do when they see 5 grown men outside banging on the windows? Come out? The business is closed to the public now so it’s not like they were expecting anyone.

Way to appeal to the lowest common denominator. Doing one’s due diligence on a business deal would be doing online research to find the owner, calling him on the phone and setting up a meeting, not showing up unannounced and trying to get two females to let five males inside a shuttered business.

But that obviously…

The nerve of some peephole...

A guy on the worst team in the league, a team with no remote playoff hopes anytime in the future, who’d endured constant and countless trade rumors for years, is *still upset* about getting out of that situation and onto a playoff team where he’s a perfect fit, simply because they didn’t give him a courtesy call a few…

14 second mark. That’s why you didn’t make the football team Tanner!

So now that you have to make contact, does over-the-shirt still count as second base? Asking for a friend.

As an Eagles fan, I can tell you this:
Bill Belichick plays chess. Well.
Andy Reid plays checkers. Well. But very slowly and methodically.
Chip just plays checkers. Fast. Poorly.

“Jesus, thats pretty bad. Ten games”

I don't keep up with soccer - when did they switch to sudden death game-ending shootouts?