Uh, yeah. College football player in Texas worried about his degree.

It appears to me and probably others, that you are either:

Obviously PTSD. He saw number #94 diving after the ball and checked out.

That’s literally the exact thing that they were doing.

Look I know everyone wants to make this about “corporate greed” but I think Jed York is a pretty classy guy for not imposing a bunch of houseguests on Jim Tomsula.

I disagree. He’s skating with his head up the whole way in and he lifts his stick right as he’s about to hit him. Honestly, I think the most incriminating thing is that after the hit he doesn’t even slow down, he just keeps right on skating. If that had been a surprise or a mistake I feel like he would’ve reacted more…

Luckily, Olsen’s wife will never see this.

What the hell? You’re on a Super Bowl team bro. You don’t go to a street corner by a fucking Motel 6 for a hooker. That’s where the media guys and all the fans in town go. Your hookers are bused right to the hotel dumbass.

Pooping time is for reading, not listening. Nobody’s out there grabbing their headphones and firing up Pandora on their way to take a dump.

Browns Mgmt: Johnny we’re going to have to cut ties with you.

Goddamn it. I can’t very well listen to a podcast while I’m pooping at work, now can I?

Call me crazy but I love .269

That’s because the Broncos will own both end zones! - Fake hubris from scared shitless Broncos fan

Wu Ke mistake.

Football players make millions because people pay billions to watch football. Nobody pays a dime to go watch the cheerleaders at a football game because they’re an unnecessary accessory, just like the pretzel vendor.

Tom had the greatest Twitter burn of all time:

Hello unfrozen caveman commenter! It is 2016 at present. Enjoy getting up to speed!

And by "The year", you mean "The year of 2013", right?