“If the glove don’t fit, you... uh... won’t notice because you can’t feel your fingertips.”

“This might be my last rodeo. So it sure has been a pleasure.”

Walker goes on to say that he made Phil Jackson stop the bus, at which point he invited Kobe to step outside with him.

I thought that was headed to a mother-daughter threesome.

There’s never not a good time to shit on Donald Trump, or to mock people who support Trump. Shitting on Donald Trump should be incorporated into marriage proposals, homilies, and the Super Bowl halftime show. A man who, with his dying breath, can shit on Trump or tell family members he loves them, should choose the…

I love my Patriots, but hot damn does Denver deserve all the credit for this game. Their defense played as close to perfectly as they could. Miller was truly terrifying and the Pats O-line had no answers at all in that game.

Woodson did not want to come to Green Bay originally, but without other viable options he settled. He grew to love it but that state of mind still exists with others. I grew up in Green Bay as a kid when we saw some a black person we used to ask what position they played. Diversity has slightly improved but this is…

the best environment in the league to raise a family

Usually, unnecessary roughness by the police is much, much worse.

This is what it would look like if RG3 were drafted by the Colts instead of Andrew Luck...

Jesus Christ, can’t a team just LOSE and blame it on scoring less points than the other team anymore?

Man, it's hard enough to find ONE partner...

[Women] are at a loss when it comes to the reference points of football.

The real hero of this video is the dude on the Smith Machine pausing from his reps just long enough to shake his head dismissively.

Elway pays off Hochuli with GNC gift certificates.

I guarantee you that neither Lynch or Forte will be playing for the Pats next season. Pats don’t value the RB position like other teams and there’s noway they would overspend on a FA RB when they have Lewis, Bolden, and White under contract next season.

Yeah, but he doesn’t have a problem getting paid to win though, does he. What a hypocrite.

Revised rooting order:

Cut me, Mick!

He’s reportedly half-thrilled to get the chance to coach Colin Kaepernick.