It’ll go like this:

Since I was there, the only thing embellished was that he didnt say my brother, he said his name. Which I decided not to put in the email. Good talk though.

I am just as shitty a parent as the next guy, and I’m sure I’m the last person who should be judging someone else’s parenting, but what kind of fucking idiot leaves a 15-month old alone in a car? Jesus.

But enough about what Big Ben likes to get up to in public restrooms, how’s he gonna get ready for the game?

The $22 “garnish tray” seems a bit outrageous, though I’ll admit I haven’t spent much time in corporate suites and don’t know what’s standard. I’m spending ~$100 on Bloody Mary mix and vodka and you can’t spot me the celery? SMDH...

This one was much better imo. It was perfectly planned and executed, down to the finest detail. The Saints onside kick was way riskier, for sure, but it was kind of a shit show and wasn’t nearly as beautiful as the one last night.

Edge goes to Saints, they were losing the game and risked giving Manning of all people a short field.

If you denigrate native American people with your logo, people might point out that, you know, you shouldn’t do that.

Texans. Cowboys are waiting on Manziel.

To be fair, brain damage likely accounts for over 50% of his support.

Although Vontaze Burfict was out of control throughout the game and his hit on Antonio Brown warrants a suspension, his hit on Ben Roethlisberger was clean. It’s wrong to call that hit a cheap shot.

Cheap shot? He got hurt on a clean sack.

I mean, there were cheap shots in this game, but the tackle that caused Ben’s injury was not one of them.

Good to know sacking the QB is considered a cheap shot. Is that you Jim Nantz?

Also, he bought the team for $750 million in 2010. and it is valued at $1.45 billion. He nearly doubled his value in 5 years, and the team has not even been good!

My worst ex who, god i don’t even like thinking about, once tried to steal a bottle of cholula while having dinner with my parents for the first time at a restaurant. I had to grab it away from her and say ‘NO’ like speaking to a child (which i basically was..).

Still makes me shudder.

I only wash my feet if I think I’m going to get my toes sucked.

Because it speeds up the recovery and healing process. Every single player that tears an ACL uses it to get back quicker. Everyone is always amazed at how players can get back so quickly after an ACL, but it’s pretty obvious why that happens. HGH! Personally I have no issue with an athlete uses it for recovery.

Manziel ate dinner, gambled, and partied wearing a blonde wig, mustache, glasses, and hoodie, going by the name “Billy.”

Ever since they were peers in elementary school, Weeden has been waiting for an opportunity to get the upper hand on Jones.