“No, I don’t believe the Rams offense existed,” Hayes said last month. “Not even a little bit. With these players, it’s crazy because man has never seen the Rams offense, we can agree on that, right? But they know exactly how to put an offense together? I believe there is more of a chance you will find a team in L.A.…

I bet he still believes in God, though.

Better Geno Atkins come in your face than Pacman Jones shoot all over your back.

Gary Kubiak originally called it horse crap, but Peyton had to audible to bullshit after seeing the coverage it received.

because it happened 3 days ago. That’s like saying, I know you want to watch the 1987 superbowl, you should have bought a ticket.

For the same exact reason I feel entitled to see the Hail Mary from the end of the Packers-Lions game. Even though I don’t have cable so I don’t contribute a monthly fee to any cable networks and didn’t watch it live to absorb those sweet advertisements that act as a form of payment from the audience. Because the NFL…

That dude in Aldo’s corner with the backwards hat...you’d think he’d just seen his family shot in front of him...damn, man.

WTF you talking about. I have a job. Why else do you think I’m wasting time on deadspin.

You see, the problem is the fact that they’re not full-time NFL employees. On Tuesday, most go back to their regular jobs as pharmaceutical test subjects or guys who shoot birds at the airport.

It’s the missionary position of pizza.

Call me old school but isn’t tracking a flight of your college professor, uh a little weird? Seems quite creepy. How does one even obtain the flight number or know their travel schedule like that.

Cam Newton dances after scoring a touchdown in the NFL (you know how fucking hard it is to score a touchdown in the NFL?) and is called a thug. . . . a THUG for DANCING. Some attention-seeking lady even wrote a letter proclaiming that he was basically ruining her kid’s life. However, this shit goes on in every hockey…

I redirected her attention to the cheerleaders and mascot.

That’s total false info you’re using there. There hasn’t been any power struggle at all with Manning and Kubiak. The problem is that Manning totally limited to what he can do in the Kubiak offense. He’s never been very mobile in the first place and at 39 he’s wearing cynderblock shoes. Kubiac knew he had to change the…

Who let Curt Schilling into the game, anyway?

I don’t fully disagree, but Manning has never been a traditional drop-back QB, and forcing him into such a system would be like taking software guru Bill Gates and asking him to work as a computer repairman. He could probably do an adequate job if all things are equal, but you’re not going to get the same performance…

After the Paris Attacks, running onto the field in an NFL game is very stupid.

This take is dumb as fucking dog shit.

Rousey is an Olympic medalist in Judo. She’s completely legit and to suggest otherwise is nonsense.

No article that I’ve seen tracks down where these bobbleheads actually came from, but I have a theory. Here is a list of every Padres bobblehead given away through 2013, and Denorfia is not on the list. Considering he wasn’t on the team in 2015, that would point to 2014 being the year of the Denorfia bobblehead.