I remember my first gravity bong. My friends filled up a large 30 gallon party buck and then cut the bottom off one of those 5 gallon deep rock water jugs. One of my friends who was a professional stoner went first and cleared the entire bong with no problem. When it was my turn I could see the smoke building inside…

Not to mention the half-time show is terrible too.  Maroon 5? This has been the most uninteresting SB in awhile.

Or... Hello kids, I am Khabib Nurmagomedov. You may remember me from such educational films as “Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun” and “Firecrackers: The Silent Killer”  But today I’m here to talk about Bullying!  

I remember my first time a deadspin comment went over my head.

Don’t forget about the time value of money as well.

I just learned who Beto was about a week ago. That guy seems like an awesome choice and would be a nice change for Texas, which keeps growing and growing. Cruz is the definition of a spineless politician and I’d be he’d let Trump sleep with his wife if it meant he could live at the White House.

Snitches end up in ditches!

To be fair this guy did him a favor. I too fall asleep after watching Blake Bortles play.

Soon they will put flags on the QB.

I would want a bat made of rich mahogany!

Yeah, and DJ has flinched before...

DJ was a little flinchy in the past

Why was the pitch just standing there like a fan?  He should have been covering home plate.

“There is no possible way you can say that a left fielder jumping backwards into a wall is guaranteed to make a catch.

The manager looks like George W. Bush

Uber on the other hand, asked Jameis if he’d be willing to work for them during his suspension.

Let’s hope he choked up with 2 strikes...

I actually see Kim Jong-un and Trump as one of those missed connections. Can you imagine had these two met each other? They would be BFF’s. Going shopping all the time, banging hookers, eating bad food and getting dope ass haircuts. Truly, the fact that they didn’t makes me a little sad.

Let’s add if you didn’t vote at all or wrote in a name. This was, in a sense a vote for Trump.