“and unbelievably selfish and short-sighted”

That chicken has been hanging out with Barry Bonds!

That was crazy how much they scared Brady in that game. After I saw that I knew Carolina didn’t stand a chance.

“The Confederates wanted to draw themselves into a cocoon so they could enslave and exploit people.”

This started when Obama was in office so I blame him!

Busch league!

9/10 are trump supporters.

Skip: You guys. You lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Larry!
Larry: Lollygaggers!
Skip: Lollygaggers.

I think the old saying goes “if you see something say something”

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Their mantra is shoot, dig and shut up!

The royal penis is clean your highness

“Every time Trump speaks, I hear that presentation.”

In otherwords wear a condom if you’re going to sleep with a truck stop hooker.

No way! The republicans don’t live in reality. They are brainwashed drones that will figure out a way to say the country is doing great because the Drudge report and Fox new says so. They will find a way to spin in on liberals.

That jeep will get you girls in the summer!

“They messed with wrong qwaterback!”

My basset hound, Scooter get the most insane bloodshot eyes every night when he’s tired. I now wonder if he’s just taking bong rips without me knowing?

Julia Alvarez had peanut butter infused edibles that had fallen out of her purse, which the dog sniff out and ate.