Pushups are awesome! My dad got me started on them at a young age and I’ve always made it a habit. I crank out 100 every morning and another 100 every evening even on days I work out. They are so good for you and low impact.

Trump would be like this is how reality TV works right? Am I not doing a reality show? This president job is just for fun isn’t it?

That’s so cool! I could think a few guys at my office I would like to see that happen to.

I would have paid to see that in person! I love when meltdowns happen at work. It’s the highlight of my bloodless office drone life.

Have you seen our president and the people that support him? Tells you what we’re dealing with here.

Dude it’s Carls Jr.

Their mantra is shoot, dig and shut up. I’m not kidding...

I wonder what is more difficult. 16-0 or 0-16?

“Obama with the live mic yelling “f—ck you! f—ck you!”

And teeth made of fine mahogany.

Madre casually, but mother when she’s in trouble.

I feel like there are already so many teams that wear red. Oh well, it can’t be worse than the Padres Sunday uniforms.

Yes, because the more you shame them, the louder and more foolish they become. It’s like a badge of honor.

That’s cold, but I laughed out loud.

Corn tortillas are super for authentic tacos and my mom makes those a lot. However, every once in a while she makes chicken tacos on white, which is fresh shredded chicken and a deep fried white tortilla. You haven’t lived until you had these warm crispy tasty tacos.

Only prostitutes

Don’t forget the new most interesting man in the world. How can you just replace that guy and continue with the commercials??

He would hire you with comments like that. It’s basically how Kellyanne Conway operates on a day-to-day basis.

This is my wet dream!