She's not imaginary, she's from Canada. We met at summer camp. I don't have any photos cause her family is really strict about that stuff.

So he's this guy?

Wine.

I get negged on a lot, too, and if I can't escape it right away, I like to just be as difficult as I possibly can within the conversation. For instance, one time I was at a party where a "friend of a friend" guy was really trying to get me, and somehow we ended up talking about Game of Thrones, with him trying to…

"Yes, I know. Sorry for your loss but I really wanted to score these earrings."

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Every night in my dreams
I see you, I feel you
That is how I know you go on

He's got 48 lays, guys. A lay is a sex. He's done a sex 48 times.

HEY EVERYBODY, AN OLD MAN IS TALKING.

Women have always worked, especially in pre-industrial times. The only population of women that ever didn't work were the gentry/nobles/rich who were afforded the "luxury" of being "ladies." Otherwise, women have always toiled in the fields with the men, brothers, husbands, whomever. That's always been life since…

Men who use their intoxication as a pretense for sexual assault are no different than men who use their anger as a pretense for violent assault. Note how the same men that have "anger management problems" almost never explode and beat their bosses or their coworkers. They almost never go off and attack their…

I recently noticed that every single rape I've heard about occurred on planet Earth.

NO NO FUCK YOU NO.

Maybe you have the Ultimate Resting Bitch Face. Teach us your wicked ways!

Unscented shea butter at night under some cotton gloves. Slather it on, put on gloves, and go to sleep. It's the only thing that helps me in the winter months.

The government just started back up and you're already demanding new entitlements! The NERVE of you liberals!

Sigh.

You are CRackinG me Up!

Ohh noes!

"She's gangsta now" isn't the the same as saying "She's a slut now". He's implying that she's more like him now and she is when it comes to her business. She runs her business now, not her mom or dad.

Jay's line isn't the same as Robin Thicke or Drake. They are implying that subservience is "good". You're a good girl…