What my mom does is sign the name on the check (e.g. Jane Doe) and then underneath that sign her legal name (e.g. Jane Smith) and she's never had an issue with that.

Nah. All her friends are guys, because other women are so catty and jealous.

I know a gilded cage when I see one.

The worst and most frustrating story you'll read about rape in America this week took place in Maryville, Missouri.

The toxic inanity that most free speech warriors have in mind when they fiercely defend "rape jokes"—you know, stuff like this—is tepid, spoiled pap compared to Kahnweiler laughing in her rapist's fucking face

Right? This highlights a really snarmy facet of sexism. The idea that Giselle "gets" 42 huge a year, as if it's a gilding from the gods being poured over her as a reward for her inherent beauty, rather then "Giselle is a smart business woman who's diversified her brand and thus greatly expanded her range in an…

Finally, someone's thinking of the men!

And all of this assumes that you are a 100% healthy and genetically perfect human being.

Speaking for my entire generation, which is not at all an arbitrary term monolithically standing in for a group of diverse people...

She has at least a 3 year statute to sue 24 hour fitness for personal injury and I hope her claim has at least 6 zeros attached to it. Make those fuckers bleed.

Lawyer up and break these fuckers.

Someone else gave some advice here about considering whether the relationship is the most important thing to him. Whether it's his priority. How much is he going to sacrifice to make this work? If she wants to join the peace-corps, or do a PHD in Europe for umpteen years, what's he going to sacrifice in his (I'm…

I love anything that defines success as a very unique and personal experience, rather than this really unhealthy "you must be the best!" life hacker-style attitude many people seem to have adopted. I saw an incredibly depressing comic once where a man's life with a consistent job, family and various activities was…

Someone called?

ugh. No cellulite. Hate him.

Maybe Doug should take a break from Jezebel...

I was seriously writing out "How much Jonathan Franzen do you think this guy has read?"

"So be it, lez-bi."

"Never. I'll never turn to the Shit Side. You've failed, your vileness. I am a feminist, like my non-specific gender parent before me."

Dov Charney: Gooooooood! Your hate has made you powerful, Jezebel. Now, fulfill your destiny and take your place at my side!