Nope! You are a super mom.

I sexualize Jesus all the time.

Hint: In case you don't know history: Pretty much every society was a matriarchal society and had mystic cults based around fertility and female goddesses until settled agricultural engendered a division of labor that made women primarily responsible for the home. Male gods started to become revered as a result and an…

But here's the thing: Being pregnant and driving a car aren't actually all that similar. Girls can still have sex, they can still get raped, they can still get pregnant, loooong before they've reached the age of majority. And if you don't let them get abortions, then you just have a bunch of teens becoming mothers…

You're completely right crocuta. (And on a side note, fuck science can be amazing sometimes).

I would also like to add that there's been a lot of research into the actual standards individuals have when choosing a partner.

No matter the sexual orientation or gender of the individuals involved, our standards can be…

Misanthropic, perhaps? Whatever, we all hate this dude.

Actually, the research doesn't tend bear this out- the traits valued in mates vary quite a bit culturally. For example, a large cross-cultural study found that in places with low indices of gender equality, men do tend to value beauty while women tend to value wealth. However, in places with high gender equality,…

Maybe there's a reason his rabbit is so scary...

Alternately, do we know that rabbit actually exists? Maybe all the girls are weirded out by the fact that he talks all the time about this rabbit he has, has a bunch of rabbit care products, but in fact, has no rabbit.

If your excuse is that you're being lagomorph-blocked, I can't help you.

So his evidence that his rabbit is ruining his sex life includes four anecdotal women, two of whom did not know he had a rabbit. Seems legit.

I love this headline. Like, so much. Please put this on my tombstone, future kids.

Love the dress! I would go for drop earrings and a cocktail ring, and a clutch. My instinct is to keep the jewelry fairly simple and go for a flashy clutch (I'm kinda digging these hologramatic ones from Asos— http://www.asos.com/ASOS/ASOS-Holo…), but I think you could do a more simple bag and really striking…

The dress is awesome and busy, so I'd keep accessories to a minimum. Onyx drop earrings and a black clutch. Definitely no necklace. Messy up-do. Enjoy the wedding!

people are usually friends with people on their same attractiveness level. You are most likely the same amount of pretty she is. She is probably just more outgoing or friendly or something, so people approach her more often. Seriously.

There's a brand of non-GMO dark chocolate that they sell in the organic sections called "Endangered Species" chocolate, each cover is a different endangered animal and they have different flavors, darkness, etc., and it's SO GOOD. I've had their 72%, 88% and the dark chocolate with hazelnut toffee, and they're all…

"The Night of the Badger" was much more interesting in my mind.

My current dilemma is not really a dilemma in the grand scheme of things. I'm comfy, I'm drinking Bordeaux and watching baseball and hockey in tandem... and I don't want to get up and cook dinner. But I have to use up what I bought (and also, I'm getting hungry).

I am really torn between how awful it would be to be invited to that bridal party, and how much I, personally, want an excuse to invest in a slutty Marie Antoinette costume.

I met a guy who revealed to me on Date #3 that he's the reincarnation of Christ! So there's that.