"I prefer it if you do not "talk about" other men in front of me. I do not want to hear about this "Justin Beiber" or "One Direction," and if you have posters of them above your bed or in your locker, please take them down."

There is only one Manuel of style. And he's from Canada.

I seriously expected him to follow up with "And if you have braces, make sure you're getting them taken off soon - and I want to see a note from your orthodontist with an expected braces removal date. Too many women respond who have braces and have to wear headgear at night, which means you are "not" ready for a…

I have the strongest urge to email this guy a link to the Chicago Manuel of Style.

Huh. I was wondering why there seemed to be a shortage of quotation marks lately.

You mean you were sad because of sad things?

Even if you aren't trying to be Anna Wintour, even if you just want to maintain an average level of upkeep, it's patently more costly and time consuming to be a woman in the workplace.

Someone's trying to swag jack JT...

Yeah everyone with amnesia does….

The Bjørn Identity.

Ummmmmmmmm that's totally different because Christians are a persecuted minority. That's what I read in youtube comments on a Justin Bieber video, at least.

I'm leaning toward the Razer side of it. This quote is a little harsh but I agree with the gist:

Or maybe Africa like, the place where he proposed to her? And where he spent a ton of time with his mom as a kid? Lord.

I would like to disabuse our community of the notion that, just in general, the problem with women is that group of women over there. There are no good guys and bad guys. We're all kind of sucking at this solidarity thing, myself included. Instead of speaking righteously, we need to fix what's going on in our own…

I'm going to have a Vodka Shower and invite all my peeps from Jez/Groupthink. We will celebrate the addition of Vodka to my mouth. I want you all of you there to celebrate the magic with me.

Well, in their defense, when you're sitting around and waiting for the meth to cook, there really isn't much else to do in your trailer besides post racist comments on news articles.

Don't even comment on this story like none of you have ever wanted to stab somebody with a shoe at every fucking baby shower you've ever been forced to sit through.

I would understand it if these processes were being done by people, but isn't it all computers these days? Get a move on, computers, and clear our checks! You have no need to chill out and buy nice food on the weekend!

So, I signed up for match.com and spent last night looking through profiles and I can't believe how interchangeable all the profiles are. EVERY SINGLE GUY describes himself the same way. Did you guys know that every guy on earth is laid-back, loves to travel, loves to go out some nights but chill on the couch…