Lolita: One of the most oft referenced and least understood texts, evar.

CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE A DEVICE MANUFACTURED TO PLEASE PENELOPE CRUZ

I'm reading "Strong is the New Skinny", but all I hear in my head is, "Now you have to skinny but with the correct amount of muscle definition."

Coming this fall...Everything Happens for a Reason, starring Kate Winslet and Matthew McConaughey.

You... don't live in such a world?

Such a perfect example of how women are commoditized in our culture, literally by the pound. Our obsession with weight and food is so ingrained and deeply personal, yet there remains the need to KNOW so we can gauge how much the lady in question is really "worth." I expect more from Roker who struggled so publicly…

Good thing I'm not a Vogue writer because I'd probably just write something like, "Want to experience true luxury? Go shit in a Lanvin."

in the parallel universe in which I actually own an Hermes scarf, I probably would have so much money that I wouldn't really give a fuck if I ruined it. Hermes scarf filled with cronuts, Birkin bag to carry my cat, wearing Minolos to hike through a muddy trail, put my Burberry raincoat down over a puddle for an…

I am reading the sequel to The Devil Wears Prada right now (which is pretty meh... not enough Miranda Priestly), and I cannot help but think this sounds like exactly the sort of thing MP (slash Anna Wintour) would do with one of her white silk Hermes scarves. So I'm not too surprised, all things considered.

Sure Vogue! I'll get right on that- um er... Right after I go to the restroom in a coach purse.

1. Buy $300 scarf.

The brand has designed a way to find and buy the perfect bra, and it works by using just two pictures of yourself in a tank top.

So someone developed an app that gets women to send them pictures of their boobs? And no one thinks this is creepy? OK, got it.

I don't watch porn and know nothing of her beyond her blog and twitter, and I love her. She has a sexy brain.

This is exactly what I need when I go scavenging in the Wasteland!

Way classier than the beer can hat my great grandmother would wear to Mass.

I'm always happy to see when a lot of the girls have really pale skin. It gives me hope that the tanning craze may be on its way out.

Nothing says "feminist" like calling women scumbags. Oh, sorry, did I say feminist? I meant, giant misogynist.

I'm always confused by people who believe their anecdotal "evidence" trumps the anecdotal "evidence" of others.