Also older than Hillary Clinton? MITT ROMNEY.

You do not own it, Will.i.am

How does changing from a thong or g-string to another kind of underwear (or none, but I presume you are implying a change from thongs to briefs?) do anyone any good. In fact, I think a number of these feed into the stereotype that feminists are ugly or that you cannot be a feminist and also just be a sort of regular…

I had lamb steak with mashed potatoes and broccoli. Mmmm, potatoes.

MOVIE FRANCHISES THAT HAVE GONE ON MUCH TOO LONG! GET IN GIRLS!!

You guys, my boyfriend totally proposed to me wearing a bathing suit yesterday. Thanks to all y'all Jezzies who had my back through months of waiting for the ring to drop and my unexpected pregnancy pre-engagement. YOUR DREAMS ARE IMPORTANT AND CAN COME TRUE.

I cannot cannot handle Putin with a navel piercing. Like, I have to go to the hospital. Right now. I am overcome.

Reboundstudent —- it is because you are talking to the WRONG GUYS.

Oh god, don't read those! Don't drink the Kool-aid! Come back from the dark side, we have pie.

To be fair, I'm only a few hundred XP away from Girlfriend Level 2. That entitles me to pay for drinks, but I'm waiting for Level 5. That's when I get pies baked for me.

Listen. If this lady were handing out legal advice as a non-lawyer, she would be engaged in the unauthorized practice of law.

DEAR NOT A BABY BUMP: If a foundation garment isn't helpful, maybe you should wear padded clothing on your arms, legs, and rear end. That way, people will assume you're fat all over and won't ask if you are pregnant.

That's so awesome! Eeee! I hope you post about how it went. I love reading Missed Connections. Which reminds me of one of my favorite internet tidbits. Enjoy!

MISSED FOOD CONNECTIONS
by Frederica Beplar
(from McSweeney's)

Not just okay, but required for entry.

All Hats Go To Heaven

Yes, please tell me more about that false equivalence.

Black people wearing "preppy" clothes can never be appropriation since appropriation involves a DOMINANT culture taking from an oppressed one.

I can't wait for the day to come when this is standard in offices. "Your employee has just pooped."

PLEASE.

Nobody associated with my company will be even semi-attractive.