Speaking of inane stereotypes and sayings, Mr. Fredette is an attorney, and "you know what they say about lawyers."

Must be jelly, 'cause jam don't shake.

We'll be lemurs! Omg, do we grow a tail, too?

"But what about that dark place, dad?"
"That is the Gawker comments section, Simba. You must never go there."

I wonder if they would have turned away a footballer player who turned up in a tight tuxedo that seriously showed off his awesome pecs?

I love all five of mine, four of which are located on my torso and cannot be seen by anyone but myself (unless I'm getting naked for someone, ha). I'll be getting more (also on my torso so I can cover them in public). I'm sure you know that not everyone who gets a tattoo/s is doing it to be perceived as rebellious by…

Or... maybe they're for the people who get them, and not for other people after all? Mine are for me, at least.

I, for one, am SHOCKED that an evolutionary psychologist with the Twitter handle "matingmind" is an impulsive, prejudiced idiot. Shocked, I tell you!

I will take this opportunity to present my favorite footnote to ever appear in a federal court opinion:

Whatever - the school administration is going to be pretty embarrassed when one of these students goes on to graduate magna cum laude with a degree in Twerkenomics.

Ugh. Morons, morons everywhere!