Don't acknowledge him unless he initiates conversation. Are you specifically going to the picnic to see the guy? Does he still have a girlfriend, or is he single? If he still has a girlfriend, I suggest just assuming nothing happened. Also, fyi, it might have been sent to his "others" folder since you weren't friends…

Hala Madrid!!! Dudes are always -shocked- (shocked!) when they learn that I'm a Madrid fan, as if a woman could ever seriously like football. Oh, then there was the time some asshole was all "it's weird that you like soccer because it really doesn't have a big following in the states". Do you live under a rock bro?

Wait...are you a Real Madrid fan?

Actually, as a model, I get shit like that all the time, and it makes me very self conscious/uncomfortable. I was in the ICU about 6 weeks ago for a pretty severe medical emergency, and I've gained about 5lb from not being able to really work out/body in recovery and I feel like shit about it, how ridiculous is that?…

Actually a couple weeks ago some guy on here told me that women at bars wearing heels under 5" were basically playing in the minor leagues. Nice try bro, but I'm pretty sure as a professional fashion model that social hour is my respite from ankle breakers, not an opportunity to continue to permanently damage my feet…

Probably just pasta with spinach, tomatoes and chicken, nothing special over here.

Um, no, zestygram as in telegram, not as in instagram. The -gram suffix means something written or drawn (from the Greek gramma which translates to letter), in this case it's used as a play on sending a message.

I'm thinking that I might vomit in someone else's mouth and not just my own.

I think honestly places like Conde Nast only want the rich kids, the ones with the connections to get the really good internships there because mommy or daddy knows someone, you know? Perpetuates the cycle.

You and everyone you know are awesome. The end.

"Look at me, now look back at you. Now look at me again, and at yourself."

Ha, I've done some extra work for this movie! I wonder if I'll see myself in the background!

This is my goddamn life story. Now, I don't think I'm the hottest thing that's ever walked the planet, but I am a professional model and my job is to be fit and attractive. I continue to get slobby, gross men who are sometimes nearly 3 times my age messaging me whining about my restrictions on what I'm looking for…

Well, I don't like useless free junk, because I don't like clutter, but free shit I'll use? Gimmie.

I do love me some free shit though. And coupons.

What you need is a color correcting primer! Try the one Benefit makes, MUAs use it on me all the time at shoots to even out the natural flush in my cheeks. It's very light weight, I believe it's called Lemon Aid or something very similar!

Okay, but the trend seems to be that when people complain about fashion sketches not looking realistic, it's because it pushes an unachievable body type onto the public. I believe even a tween would realize this is a caricature of Beyonce compared to her real body. If they wanted to use her real proportions, why…

Completely agreed, I hate this style of illustration and hope it goes out of style really quickly.

Definitely not intended to look human!

I don't particularly like the digital illustration trend and that dress is tacky as sin (I'm getting prom 2009 over and over again, but beyond that this is pretty standard to me. I don't think anyone with eyes could see this and honestly think Beyonce looks like a stilt-walking alien in real life.