Nothing I said is ridiculous, it's my life. In my relationships, I prefer to let my partners set days, times and locations for dates because I am indecisive, that's hardly "ridiculous" and doesn't make me addled.

Ha I should've gone to the deli and gotten a six pack before I tucked in for the evening though, because now all I have is half a bottle of Malbec and I don't particularly want that tonight.

I grew up in western PA and didn't learn about Emmett Till in high school, but I'm an anthropologist and absolutely learned about him in my undergrad.

I did until I was walking to CVS a couple hours ago and saw all the crazy white people running around...I promptly came home and am refusing to leave my apartment.

Looks like sexy bartender's time is coming to an end, as sexy designer is really turning up the heat. He told me last night that he's moving back to my neighborhood, and also that a very, very big company wants to buy him out for 20 mil and keep him on as lead designer with a 6 figure salary. I'm not a shallow person…

Haha, while that is a good one, it's a pun about his deltoids.

I know, I didn't want to believe it either. Even eating half a bagel means you need to make sure the unused half stays fresh and that's just too much effort.

#COTD

That all sounds good to me!

They're not, necessarily, though they do tend to have more preservatives. Since it's served as "a bagel" people tend to overeat carbs through the rest of the day because they don't realize they've already had 4 servings (though number of servings varies with BMR and diet specialization).

That would be one hell of a roomy coffin!

An actual carb serving of a bagel is like, half of a sliced half. I know. It killed me too.

Ah, good to see I'm not the only commenter on Jez who has done the sugar baby thing. I'm not really comfortable enough to talk about it openly with people because they basically see it as prostitution, which I'm fine with aside from having no interest in being shamed for it.

Yeah, every time someone reminds me that people born in 1994 are 18 now...it's like I can feel myself crumbling into dust (and I'm still in my early-mid 20s!).

You know I used to be all about Adam Levine as long as he was silent and shirtless, but I've found a younger, better looking, taller and non-douchey twin of him. Thank god for that. But seriously Adam Levine, shut up.

As a Native person, I am so exasperated by this sort of thing that all I can say it that thank god she wasn't wearing a ceremonial headdress.

Oh man he's THAT guy?? I had almost forgotten about this creepy situation.

I swear I remember that having something to do with her having just turned 18 (or 19) and the men's mags of the world rejoicing over that because she could officially do nude work? Or was that when she was Rookie of the Year? Which makes me want to vom either way, seriously, even people in my Facebook feed were…

Yeah, I'm giving that tip off some major side eye. Upton on American Vogue? Unlikely.