Fraudulent Cali girl is an awesome hashtag, I am appropriating it immediately.

So for all those covers she was paid...under 10k. Being on the cover of Vogue is mostly for exposure, you are only paid like $300 for it. I just did a hair show over the weekend and was booked with the same company for a styling expo two weeks from now: $1600, room, board, travel all paid with zero agency cuts taken…

Ugh, Philadelphia, I am leaving you as soon as possible.

They're family names, swear!

Personally I prefer to use the spirit of Apple Brandy to unleash my partner's penis.

Wait...are there t-shirts? T-shirts that actually are cut to fit multiple shapes of women ideally?

I am so in love with the idea of naming a potential future daughter Anatolia. Must be the archaeologist in me?

I was confused for a moment then remembered that Newfoundland became part of Canada in 1949, silly me! However, high five for Canadians, I am a soon-to-be Quebec permanent resident.

Link to a video of what it does look like? I have to say I'm impressed with her ability to move so gracefully, I am so awkward when I dance...

Nope, those babies are real, if you watch the way they move in her runway walks you can tell since implants prevent natural movement like hers. Is it weird that I've analyzed that?

My favorite is:

The next time someone tells me that I'm not biracial even though I am significantly Onondaga Indian.

I meant the unfollow button.

Ugh, no, never with romantic partners. I do attend formal functions with my partner but usually we are going because we both enjoy dancing, eating, being dressed up and getting drunk!

I went with my gay best friend both years, to his prom and mine, it was also pretty close to the best night ever. And our pictures are way awesome.

Ugh, those demanding harpies.

I actually love when my boyfriend tweets about me, it's hilarious, as are the pictures he takes and posts on facebook. There's a one button remedy if someone is bothered by it.

How I feel about this situation.

Well, English isn't her first language, she was scouted at 17 from a very, very poor town in Russia. I'm not really bothered if she had a typo in a language that isn't her first and likely wasn't learned until she was in her 20s.

This will be the response to any and all infractions.