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Along with everything they own.

I think these people are having a hard time understanding that not every female athlete joined the team in elementary/middle/junior hs/hs and worked hard for years to one day grace the pages of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.

I suppose I'm perpetually 12 because I just laughed over the scrunchy trying to poop face visual. Oh well!

Ahahahaha, I also wish we had death panels. Maybe we could do them Battle Royale style?

Mine affectionately calls me filthy trollop!

I can't wait to go have some slutty sex with my partner that I'm not married to and not get pregnant from it! Thanks for reminding me to do that, Lila!

Love, virus doesn't mean it stays in your body forever, that's not proper science. Your immune system will eventually destroy it, the same way that it destroys a cold virus. That's unfortunate that you had a bad doc though, I hope you promptly complained after that!

"You don't know what I can do!"

The same thing happened to me but I had a pint of Ben and Jerry's! My dad made fun of me for like 30 min before I realized what was going on. Glad I was safe in my living room haha.

This is why my bedroom has: a mattress, two small and light bookshelves. Also I store my off season clothes in my large suitcase, which fits inside my giant suitcase! I have become a master about not caring about retaining a lot of stuff (except books).

Goodbye USA! I'm going to Canada! Or Denmark, depending on the time necessary between this degree and my next. This is far too much crazy for my already hysteria-consumed ladybrain!

Well National Right to Life can fund all additional expenses for children born with Downs Syndrome and whatever other abnormalities are covered by that. Assholes.

Post sex brownie batter! Except my boyfriend doesn't like sweets so batter just for me!

Haha, I've casually mentioned it in conversation to my friends and am continually amazed that they have NO IDEA what HPV is! Some of them have thought it's the same thing as HIV, some as herpes, some think I'll have it forever and ever. Sex ed programs: they aren't well taught or well funded!

What part of Canada, if you don't mind me asking?

Especially with HPV, you can never have symptoms for the entire duration before your body clears it out!

I support the idea of lessening the stigma surrounding STIs. My partner and I have HPV that we're quite sure his ex gave to him after having an affair and then he passed it along to me. I'm not embarrassed of that, neither of us did anything wrong and to be honest it doesn't affect our sex life. I'm over the idea that

I'm sorry she doesn't look the same at 25 as she did at like...16. If people looked at a face morph of me over the last decade they would say I've changed a lot too, as do most humans.

LiLo! With red hair again! Yes!