Well, I guess they won't be able to sell it now that the internet has become aware. Seriously though, is there a black market/underground world of Seuss-ers?

I'm wondering that myself...

Drag Race GIFs are my calling card haha, glad you appreciated it!

I might've peed myself a little when I read that line about Dennys. Or maybe cried? I don't know, liquid came out, isn't that enough?

That analogy is so beautiful, permission to use elsewhere on the internets and in real life?

Every time someone in that video says the word "wet".

I actually prefer froyo to ice cream, especially the probiotic, fat free kind! Helps that I now work in a froyo shop though haha.

Man, Will and Pandora are like twins, they have very similar facial structure/make up styles and similar nose shapes.

*Grapple!

I swear on my soul that's Pandora Boxx!

Well, I guess I won't be eating or drinking today after watching that!

So Taylor Swift is the same person as me. Except I have a boyfriend.

So those shirts actually are a thing? I saw a girl who looked about 14 wearing one on my walk to work last Tuesday. I was confused then moved on with my life.

There are people that dislike (French) Canadians/think they are assholes?! But they're all so quaint!

Probably never, people don't understand us.

My Patrick isn't an asshole, but he's actually French Canadian so maybe that makes the difference.

Yeah, I just thought of that one...looks like tomorrow is a beret day to hide my hair color, if I leave the house at all. Not interested in being accosted by day-drinkers, thanks!

Because you can't say anything about it! If you do you're even more in the thick of "calm down, I was just playing around". I am SO glad I got out of serving, I'm happy to give up the tips in exchange for not being sexually harassed.

Well, I guess I'm staying in all weekend then! But seriously, there is nothing that makes me angrier than when strangers touch me! As someone who used to be a cocktail waitress I know the difference between polite touch to get attention and inappropriate touch with an agenda. HANDS OFF.

Though I am sensitive to your situation because I was often bullied for being shy/intelligent/tall/slender, I'm sticking to my guns on this one, if you read Mead you'll have a better understanding of what I'm talking about. I'm not talking about coddling in the way of being babied, I'm talking about the general way…