no shit, too busy commenting on kinja from the yacht on your satphone

what’s the point of language if not to efficiently convey meaning?

people who can afford to have a lot of play and leisure time don’t spend it at their desk

people who are actually doing “very well” are too busy with that than to do this

doing so well you have nothing else to do in the middle of the work day but argue in an internet comments section

crust

The old rule allowed intentional fouling all the time, the “new” rule banned in the last 2 minutes. Like 40 years ago. Exactly how old are you, and is there a nursing home administrator looking for you?

Infield fly rule? Intentional walks? Sacrifice bunts?

warriors beat 76ers

lol

ok

There are 200 million Americans who didn’t watch the Super Bowl this year, plus 6 billion or so non-Americans. Not everyone can watch every single game in every single sport. Some people want to read the game story the next day.

a reputation he’s had since Auburn

How about we start from the premise that the reporters are writing game stories that use a format that demands player quotes to be sprinkled into the game summary? Particularly since we didn’t ALL see what happened, hence the existence of game stories in the first place.

Great idea. Let’s also let baseball teams defer errors, redeemable with a free baserunner in the bottom of the 9th.

Your lede makes it seem like you don’t know the difference between hack-a-player and end-of-game desperation fouling. You know they’re not the same thing, right? One is at the end of the game when you’re behind, the other is in the middle of the game when you’re ahead (unless you’re Sam Mitchell or Alvin Gentry).

hey can you venmo me 1000 bucks, since you’re such a god damn self-righteous prick saint

As a not-fat person, I don’t feel better that you have chronic pain, nor does it comfort me that you feel bad too, nor do I believe it’s my decision whether you exist on “my” planet. I don’t give you a second thought until you’re in my lap. Can you fit into the seat you bought? If so, great. If not, buy another. It’s…

It’s the Bert Emanuel rule thank you very much.

The company Wiggins keeps w/r/t rebounding ability among frontcourt players: