On the Vince Staples hater’s ball scale, where a 1 is calling KFC overrated on Pitchfork and a 10 is saying Ricky should have zig-zagged in Norf Norf, this is a solid 7.

No one cares

It’s true Kyrie was born in Australia while his American father was pursuing his professional basketball career there, and so it’s also true that he holds dual citizenship. But his family moved to New Jersey when he was 2, he doesn’t have friends/family in Australia, he doesn’t consider himself Australian, he only…

Two truths and a lie?

It’s an Einstein quote, and he didn’t actually say it either. Your user name is apt.

It’s not a Churchill quote either.

Extra credit for the Cleveland accent. (Clipping the short a’s and intermittently sobbing.)

Dray’s a baller, but calling someone a liar instead of owning his trash talk is the definition of corny.

Kobe’s contract is up and no team is willing to sign him next year. You figured right.

oh what the fuck

dumb.

You must be a regular Shitlock Homeless.