How Rude!

It doesn’t seem like you’re a travel troll, ie the worst people in all the internet, so I’ll say this. First of all that play was textbook gather right left elevation, not a travel no matter how much you slow it down. In the NBA, the referees need to be sure a travel has occurred to call it, and during drives players…

oh my god shut the fuck up. the fucking gather step doesn’t count.

And I agree, but that could have easily been boiled down to “4 double IPAs and Indian takeout from the place down the street.” The extra irrelevant detail to show how cool your food/beer taste is is the hipster-millenial kinda thing.

I’d just like us all to take a moment and picture Kanye typing out that list. While some of it was compiled on the road in his mind or on Evernote, I just like to imagine Kanye sitting at his computer late at night with next to a desk lamp. His wife and children are sound asleep, and Kanye hunting and pecking out this…

2009 called. it said shut the fuck up.

Oh, he was a quitter at Auburn? I must have missed that when he led them to an undefeated championship in his only season. Or was it during the Iron Bowl that year, when they were down 24-0 in the 1st qtr ON THE ROAD and he led them back to a victory. Sounds like a quitter who cant be counted on. gtfo.

“This is another good reminder that all the numbers that say Miami’s very good defense is actually better without Whiteside should be regarded with great skepticism.”

I wish I could find a metaphor for how little Johnny Football changed before/after rehab...

I noticed that shit too.

The most graphic part was her little tongue thing at :31. That ALWAYS means they’ll let you fuck them.

One time, I had a small apartment. I accumulated enough stuff that I didn’t want to get rid of, so I needed to pay extra to have a larger apartment. It wasn’t hard for me to figure out.

Bullshit! You give the people in front of you an opening to step out, get their stuff, and exit before you. Sometimes they’ll wave you ahead. Then, and only then, can you exit the plane before someone who was seated in front of you.

It’s only ok to get mad if it’s fat men, imo. Fat men are fat because they consume more calories than they spend and it’s been proven to be unhealthy and lead to long term health problems in men. Fat women on the other hand are just naturally that way, what are you talking about, there’s millions of fat women who run…

I’m pretty sure that’s just his instruction to the artist.

Fair enough. Let me know if you find any!

Obviously a reference to Eminem’s 2000 hit, “Stan”, about an obsessive fan. Damn, do you need everything spelled out for you?

They would! Adolphus Washington just got in trouble soliciting reporters to ask Tom Brady about his friend.

Hi. I’m the author of that post. Now that I’ve been asked this question over text and IM a half dozen times, I think I would slot it between #9 and #10.