But I thought they were disposable; each one being only good for a month.

Nooice.

I’ve been drinking Lambics for a few years and but now I feel kind of sick.

DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU TO HELL!

I can’t find a better video of this.

You can’t condemn conscription of your own sons and then criticize Trump for dodging the draft in the same fucking sentence.

You should have a talk with him outside of the bedroom. Sit him down and try to explain that we are all different and what works with one woman doesn’t work with all women and that he should NEVER DO WHAT HE SAW IN PORN.

Maybe that’s what wasn’t working. She didn’t say so we don’t you. You keep assuming it was intercourse even though she didn’t say that either.

The majority of women are unable to orgasm intercourse.

Not 3 1/2 years. It’s less than 2 years. Do you even math?

And drugs. Once they were outlawed POOF no more drugs were consumed or injected ever again.

They have black friends doncha know.

What if someone had “that word” carved in their skin by some monster. Would these same people get all “Get that scar abraded. We shouldn’t have to look at that offensive word”

“The neighbors were very upset when the incident occurred and truly felt for the couple,” Jankowski wrote. “However, the residents who have condemned the racial incident are upset and are complaining about continuing to see the racial slur and how it is disturbing the peace in the quiet neighborhood.”

I’m a huge Green Day fan and I get so tired of “Why don’t they go back to doing things the way they did on Kerplunk/Dookie?”

I love his Agent Koenig characaters. They need to show up more often

They pop in to say that he killed her. It’s horrible and I want to throat punch each of them

I would have told him I’d take a man’s jacket and see what his excuse would be.

Okay. Another word to add to my list of words to use in place of “SO WHITE”.