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Really? That was enough to cost him $25K? He didn’t even raise his voice.

*I* wanted to hug them and I was sitting across from them! They were legitimately so upset. It was unreal. Restored my faith in humanity. And bros.

Man I loved their Villanueva response. Westbrook is cracking you up talking about how he has to get prepared to sit the pine all season then KD comes in, with no joy in his voice, to twist the dagger. Bravo. I am loving the heel turn Westbrook and Nice guy aka the Servant have taken.

Sad that he finally died, but not entirely unexpected. Kevin Garnett diagnosed him with cancer years ago.

none of those runners looked like the were on track to stand on the podium. Someone should have looped back around and donkey punched the little shit.

Holding out a cup filled with water and then dropping it would've been an ace.

So does this make him more or less likely to be signed by the Cowboys?

You’d think he would be more aware, considering the team is named after a colloquialism for male genitalia.

+88

The rats is Florida were a goal celebration (until this year when they got infracted for it). The octopus in Detroit is a pre-game playoff tradition. These are tossed onto the ice in the same way hats are for a hat trick, in celebration. Not with malice and with the intent of hitting someone.

“This is Philly, this is not somewhere else in the NHL....Have some class.”

Let them hide their own easter eggs.

That story could be from last Saturday and I’d still believe it.

“I love a kid who knows his way around the balls.”
-Gerald Arthur Sandusky

If anyone had the pleasure of watching the Flyers broadcast they would know that no matter the score, the Flyers were clearly the better team. More importantly, they were getting physical because that’s just Flyers hockey man, not because they were losing their heads. WHAT DO ANY OF YOUS KNOW ABOUT REAL HOCKEY? YIZZ

If she’s not careful, she’s going to end up getting signed by the Browns.

“Dumb question - How long does a NFL overtime last?????”

Damn all them clowns hugging the greatest

“the possibility of Pablo Sandoval getting in shape”

Pear is a shape.

(chuckle) I read that first sentence with the typo as “blue vuvuzela”,and...