I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that a technobabbling drone produced half a dozen pages of Gladwellian quotes of someone else’s bullshit without any real point or purpose before getting to something that vaguely resembles substance. But the kicker here is basically that there was never actually any plan besides…

Lindy Ruff

Alex Ovfetchkin

Ray Barque

I’ll bet the Ninja Turtles were pissed.

Judging from that first picture, all those empty seats that attended the game yesterday must’ve been devastated by the ump’s decision.

Gotta love misplaced kinja sanctimony.

Goose, that you?

You care very passionately about Rule 6.01(j) don’t you? For me it’s Rule 17.02(b). Someone talks badly about that one pal and I’ll fucking kill him with my bare fucking hands.

Little disappointed with the Blue Jays here. The obvious solution was to take care of this problem in spring training. Find a non-roster invitee that’s got no shot of making the club, slip him a few c-notes, and tell him to go light the glove on fire in the desert somewhere.

This is a baseball story; I believe you’re supposed to reference Steve Garvey.

Shout-out to the dude wearing Adidas shell toes in the second picture from the bottom. Guy clearly traveled here from the year 2002.

For real. Edmonton deserve to see decent hockey at least once a year!

Edmonton took Carolina to seven games with a beer leaguer between the pipes. If Roloson hadn’t gotten hurt, they would’ve won easily.

Technically, nobody in Canada thinks of Vancouver as Canadian. They’re just a bunch of lotus munching, weed smoking, leggings wearing, hippies who shun everything that Canada stands for: flannel.

Hey man, I’m a Bruins fan, I jerk off to that series every week. Just from an objective POV, that was a close series.

Thanks Trudeau

SIT YOUR ASS DOWN TO WIPE FFS.

ATP Miami Masters 1000, one of many tennis Masters tournaments - or is this an April Fools joke that I’m falling for, why am I even commenting on something on this stupid day, arghhhh

Guess you weren’t around all those years that Scott Stevens tried ending Eric Lindros’ life on a bi-monthly basis.