Ringworm is actually a fungal rash. I believe it was tape worm you were looking for?

The cab driver was a refreshing surprise. Really funny scenes.

hungover bag skates man.

Chief Shitting Bull

“I realized immediately that I could not hear out of that ear”
This story is already full of holes. This is right out of the Patriots playbook.

At this point, the team with the worst alumni is the one who has the lowest collection Glasgow Coma Scale scores.

If you replace every mention of snow with Tom Ley, then this becomes a very good article.

Did someone just pass this your way saying “Hey, it’s the undertaker lifting weights!”

Ohhhhhhhhhhh.....thank you.

Chad yer a dum idiot man. Yuo dont evewn know what GAME YER PLAYING on here in the ccomment section you probbaly live in yer moms house in the her basement to. DUMN!

Wow, her life has really gone....*removes shades*...uphill!!
Wait. Is that the correct turn of phrase?

Finshed the 40 with an exclamation point!

I 100% believe that Mario Lemieux was the greatest hockey player to ever lace them up. His PPG is ridiculous. But, considering the lack of goal scoring that has been prevalent in the NHL during Ovie’s tenure, 500 goals in 800 games is not too shabby. He’s not the play maker Mario or Wayne were, but he is a sniper, and…

Nor is aligning yourself with Japan having a 26 game point streak, and annexing Sudetenland leading the NHL in scoring, bro.

Dude, get off your high horse. Wheeling girls goals, isn’t a crime.

If he plays until 44 like Jagr, it’s at least theoretically possible that he could come very close to Gretzky’s mark of 894.

Broom goes the dynamite.

It beats 98 NFL posts in a row.

Not too mention 1 goal and 1 power play point contributed by the other superstar.

This is the most hockey thing I have seen all week.