All the Bills Mafia is missing is Captain Spaulding.
They are the family in every Rob Zombie film.

Should have been Tom Ley.

I used the decorative towels on the oven to clean up a grease spill.
I caught a lot of shit and got sent to my room for the night. By my wife.
I am 34.

Why couldn’t it have been Tom Ley???

Why couldn’t it have been Tom Ley??

This film is the worst visual my eyes have ever witnessed, and that includes watching 9/11 footage on loop for an hour at work whilst irreparably hungover.

If I’ve seen it once, I’ve seen it time and time again. People always underestimate the punching power of a 9mm.

We need white people arguing with white people or else the Gawker empire will collapse.

I’ve gone to Cleveland, Chicago, Boston, Seattle, New York and Baltimore. The amount of Blue Jays fans that show up to these games especially during weekend series’ is ridiculous. In Boston it was at least 1/3 Toronto Fans, and in Cleveland the Blue Shirts EASILY outnumbered the Clevelander faithful. Seattle wasnt…

Except for the ones in New Orleans, Cleveland, Toronto, Savannah, Detroit...

ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz........

Does Tom Ley smell as bad as his writing would suggest?

“We got money, you broke-ass nigga. We got money.”

This is literally the Russian version of Adrian Beltre and Elvis Andrus.

“Yay sports, and yay New York.”

Do you think her skin was burning underneath? Like when sunlight hits a vampire?

Little known fact: Sue Flay is actually married to Tom Brady’s buddy, Dee Flate.

RACIAL PROFILING!!!!!!!

Fuck. Nevermind. Thought this was Gawker.

this was...underwhelming.

If you want to get Tom Ley out of your coffee maker, just leave a picture of a bear on the kitchen counter. He’ll crawl his way out eventually.