It’s more of a Chris Cooper vehicle, imho.
River Kleenex
kleenexrising
Should have gone with this adaptation.
Living in Michigan is a problem NOBODY needs.
You know who else was a brilliant lunatic?
That was a wonderful impersonation of a Peter Gammons tweet.
Kid Looks like Eazy-E! Put him in, he’ll just fuck his way on base. Presumably.
Also fuck Kansas City and Mose Shrute for ruining baseball.
It looks like a bunch of aliens masquerading as humans after watching a few dozen television shows.
Coincidentally, $5,953 is how much pizza Chris Christie was trying to order on that train full of communists.
Ive seen this on Vice.
Will change your life.
This man may want to look into bench pressing some iron. Any iron. An iron.
This sounds crazy enough that it just might work!
The only difference being that the Patriots have actually been caught and penalized. The Blue Jays have never been proven to be cheating, have never been caught, and never been penalized. Cueto sucks and he’s reaching for excuses. Really? a guy in the bleachers with a fucking telescope and NO ONE notices??????
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Good thank you.
I have some context: The NFL is trash and so are its fans.
You know who else is a fat turd? Chris Christie!
There are literally thousands of people wearing Zubaz at Bills games.
What’s more impressive is that you made it through an entire article without mentioning the city or the team that he plays for in the MLS. Even though said unmentioned team just clinched their first playoff birth in franchise history. This is well done.