Oh good! I’m going to brush off my old manuscript, The Genocidal Hutu Millionaire’s Virgin Tutsi Secretary....

Maria Shriver said the same thing.

Yes, but it’s also worth remembering that Kate Middleton also made this face when meeting Idris Elba, which basically translates to “I’m a half a glass of bad chardonnay away from climbing you like a jungle gym, pal,” and you know, there’s a lot to be said for relatability.

I vote that all future dirtbag photos be stills from The Nanny forever please.

some time in the mid-90s I fell out of my bunk bed and hit my head. My parents took me to the ER, and the doctors asked me various questions to determine my mental status. One of them was “Who’s in charge at the White House?” I deadpanned “Hillary” and had the whole ER laughing. I was seven or eight.

I mean, if you were like “this is a picture of Lisa Bonet and Lenny Kravitz” I’d be like “yup”.

I feel like we time traveled back to 1989 to watch Rob Lowe manhandle this bird.

okay, but the true dick move out of all of it is when he yanked her back up from the ground like he was trying to play it off. then the poor thing just crumpled back to the floor in a daze. like, dude. everyone saw. it happened. putting her back on her feet will not un-kick flip her back. I hate it when someone…

I almost broke my eyes doing this.

Burt Macklin, FBI must have come out of retirement to assist.

Man, Lee Pace. He is just so big and beautiful, isn’t he? If he were here, I would climb him like a fucking tree and clamp my thighs around his head so hard it would take a crowbar to unclench ‘em. And as they carted me off to prison, I’d still be shouting, “Lee! Lee, I love you! Let’s have really intense sex on my…

You. You with my exact thoughts in your head. Get over here and watch Pushing Daisies with me.

Every classically beautiful Hollywood lesbian /bi lady like Amber heard or Margot Robbie gets this treatment. Like, “are you suuuure you wouldn’t rather be fucking dudes? Maybe the one right in front of you?”

In Japan they have special cab services for people who drove somewhere in their own car and are now too drunk to drive. The cab comes with an extra driver for your car.

OMG THAT CORGI IN THE BOTTOM PIC.

Another reasonable move from the Queen. If only even 25% of monarchs displayed the level of competency she has there would have been little need to replace them with elected psychopaths.

These guys are so serious about their product! However, I would help Curly McAccent hide his boner.

That’s Prince Phillip. Rawr.