Who, me?

This is my 12 week old kitten, Mochi. She doesn’t look like anyone.

I love you for summing up perfectly what I was feeling, without even realizing what I was feeling. On behalf of all cat lady spinsters, Shut the fuck up, author. Please.

You will get some hate for this but I’m 100% with you. It’s not just the men looking parts, it’s the 100 year old diamond on platinum strands while I crush this workout and leave all the fatties in the dust vibe that’s also radiating off this.

Are you kidding? The Waldorf is in NYC where the gays marry and the women abort, etc. You need to protect the second amendment fetuses from the bad guys at the Waldorf! (I’m joking but sadly someone somewhere in the south surely thinks like that)

Shit. An outside summer wedding that will be hot...totally unpredictable sort of thing. Act of God, for sure.

Take this how you will:

some guy who was twice our age in a rumpled fishing vest and bucket hat

Are we 100% sure that Ed Sheeran isn't an extra Weasley kid?

When I first moved to NYC, I lived across the street from John Legend when he was still living in the East Village. Me and my friend used to run into him at the coffee shop on the corner. We were law students and he always said hello and asked how studying was going. I later saw him at a “Meet and Greet” after a…

I technically did the asking, I’m not sure if this counts though.

If we must do that, can we at least ignore the British royal family and gawp at the Dragon King and Queen of Bhutan, because look at how amazing these people look.

I love him. I luff him. I laave him. I liff him. I want to climb up his trunk and sit in his branches. I want to sniff him, lingeringly and creepily.

Is that the cat in the ass?

Don’t be so sure...

But non- human Golden Retrievers are pretty charming

I’m so glad Walmart is spending (what I can only imagine is a GREAT deal of) money on celebrity entertainment for rich shareholders instead of living wages for their employees.

I really like her. She was super good in Rectify.