I’m solidly millenial, born in 1990, and have plenty of childhood memories pre-internet. Specifically, ordering toys/Zoobooks off the blue screened TV commercials, being told to lookup answers to questions in the household encyclopedia, and I still can remember some of my friends phone numbers from the days you had to…

It would be interesting to know what percent of these stories turned out to be true. Like maybe once a year you could do a tally for us.

What did their Photoshop person do to her eyes?!

Robert Downey Jr. won’t let ScarJo, Chris Evans, and Chris Hemsworth into his squad.

While every one of these pleas is a manifestation of my darkest Netflix wish, having actually watched every single episode of this show in the name of research, I would strongly advise you not to give in to this urge as it will change you in ways you could never have foreseen, and you will not recognize yourself when…

It’s only that way if you’re condescending enough to think that doing someone else’s nails is lowly, demeaning work that doesn’t deserve respect.

The twins are MaryKate and Ashley. The younger sister is Elizabeth.

My sister in law recently announced she will be eloping at some point with the lovely man she is with andnow I know the 30 things to give her. Granted, the wok will be a fridge magnet and she has to return my youngest child after hr delivers the giant basket of all this stuff, but still, now I know and I’m absolutely…

I’m honestly trying to imagine how I would feel if my fiancé came to me, whether today (we’ve been together 3 years) or somewhere down the line, and told me he wanted to transition. It would take me a lot of time, therapy, and support to ever be “cool” about it. Of course the person transitioning deserves all the…

Not my cake, but I make cakes as a wee little side thing. Some friends asked for Minions on their wedding cake, and who am I to say no? Due to a squeaky new puppy that entered my life earlier in the week I ended up having to sculpt both of them the night before the wedding and never actually went to bed. The couple…

EVIL NAMED CAMILLA QUEEN!

If she hasn’t made it clear yet, Cate Blanchett wants you to know that she really hates talking about fashion on the red carpet

I bet Ariana Grande knows China is a country...maybe she’s the world’s smartest baby.

Like most people, I was an gangly teen- all pimples and limbs and braces. I had a huge, super nerd-girl crush on someone I’ll call Joe. Joe was a year older than me even though he was in the same grade, and had bit puberty sooner as a consequence, so was more man-than-boy shaped. Ravelston likied.

One look at time on…

To set the scene. Small town, shotgun wedding. As Mr. Struggle and I are horribly young and broke, my lovely MIL decides to splurge on us and rent us a room at a B&B on the outskirts of town. Fantastic, right? We thought so. At first.

I am certainly not a Giuliana apologist, but I don’t think her bad-editing “defense” was *completely* without merit...I watched the clip of the Zendaya exchange multiple times and, as a Jez post & many Jezzie commenters affirmed, the “or weed?” comment came from some one off camera, a female voice chiming in to…

One time I took Advil and became the Son of Sam.

Only slightly off topic, am I the only person who's super squicked out by the term "eating [someone] out"? For me, it paints a mental picture of a vagina crammed full of food to be literally eaten out, like some sort of human stuffed pepper.

Apparently, the Queen of England is not allowed to sit on a foreign throne

i hate danny as mindy's boyfriend. Doesn't matter if he pulls his head out of his ass by the end of the episode, he always starts with it firmly wedged. Does Mindy have to be hurt every episode? Seems like an abusive relationship to me.