In Japan they have special cab services for people who drove somewhere in their own car and are now too drunk to drive. The cab comes with an extra driver for your car.

OMG THAT CORGI IN THE BOTTOM PIC.

Another reasonable move from the Queen. If only even 25% of monarchs displayed the level of competency she has there would have been little need to replace them with elected psychopaths.

These guys are so serious about their product! However, I would help Curly McAccent hide his boner.

That’s Prince Phillip. Rawr.

Who, me?

This is my 12 week old kitten, Mochi. She doesn’t look like anyone.

I love you for summing up perfectly what I was feeling, without even realizing what I was feeling. On behalf of all cat lady spinsters, Shut the fuck up, author. Please.

You will get some hate for this but I’m 100% with you. It’s not just the men looking parts, it’s the 100 year old diamond on platinum strands while I crush this workout and leave all the fatties in the dust vibe that’s also radiating off this.

Are you kidding? The Waldorf is in NYC where the gays marry and the women abort, etc. You need to protect the second amendment fetuses from the bad guys at the Waldorf! (I’m joking but sadly someone somewhere in the south surely thinks like that)

Shit. An outside summer wedding that will be hot...totally unpredictable sort of thing. Act of God, for sure.

Take this how you will:

some guy who was twice our age in a rumpled fishing vest and bucket hat

Are we 100% sure that Ed Sheeran isn't an extra Weasley kid?

When I first moved to NYC, I lived across the street from John Legend when he was still living in the East Village. Me and my friend used to run into him at the coffee shop on the corner. We were law students and he always said hello and asked how studying was going. I later saw him at a “Meet and Greet” after a…

I technically did the asking, I’m not sure if this counts though.

I love him. I luff him. I laave him. I liff him. I want to climb up his trunk and sit in his branches. I want to sniff him, lingeringly and creepily.

I really like her. She was super good in Rectify.