What the fuck are you doing with your life if you are a “premium member” to a Bill O’Reilly website? He was on nightly, for fuck’s sake. What could he holding back for his premium members.

Maybe, for a second, the clot moved.

He’s so moronic even emotionless and not even sentient machines want to kill themselves. I’m surprised Air Force One doesn’t just fucking crash whenever he’s on it out of shame.

I have said this before and it never stops being true: Donnie sounds like someone trying to have a serious conversation on a ball of cocaine. I really can’t listen to him talk, and when I read the shit he said, he sounds like a puppy that has too many shiny objects and noise makers around it.

I bet he thinks hunting endangered species is fine as all you need is 1 breeding pair in a boat.

yes to every word of this

Not enough of a fuss has been made about Ivanka going to Berlin for the W20 summit. She has no qualifications to work in policy, international law or norms, diplomacy, or women’s rights. She has no reason to be the representative for our country, other than being the daughter of the president. She is not a fucking…

“Workers”. Fuck this dude. So so much.

Please be Thai rent boy. Please be Thai rent boy. Please be Thai rent boy.

He and a small cadre of Republicans engineered a raid on the embassy in Benghazi and it went horribly wrong...

He realized his constituents hate him (see town halls), this job is hard (you can’t pick between health insurance and an iPhone) and he had to actually work for all (witch hunt H. Clinton and not go after #45)

Yeah, he was probably looking foward to a fun-filled four years of making things up and investigating Hillary for. With no Hillary, he actually has to go do his job now

Aren’t we all hoping the ship is going down and this is the first rat off? He might be trying to distance himself from the wreckage

The answer is definitely (D). I love that this rat faced fuck is going away, I am just sad that we don’t get to watch it happen in a blaze of glory.

Yeah I’m thinking that ‘five facts about my awesome wife’ tweet is a pretty big tell. She must be PISSED.

Discovery, motherfuckers....

If this is who is going to work on women’s issues, I will tell Trump and his administration to just the let the issue go. Seriously, we don’t need your help. You’re just going to make a bad situation worse, and I (and I am sure, other women) have no FUCKING patience to deal with that shit. I can’t. I don’t think the…

I want to see the woman who goes out on a date with this jabroni. Or has “relations”. She might need an intervention.

I was going to say the same thing, but they interviewed her matchmaker-mother for the article, so I’m guessing she knows his true feelings and doesn’t care. Maybe it’s because of his muscular build and full head of hair. She just feels so lucky and doesn’t want to risk letting all that go.