I’d buy a ticket to that show.

Jr. is now a “leaker” and is undermining the White House. Remember - it is the leaks that are real problem and not the snow globe of shit White House.

I’m betting there’s some serious witchcraft involved in reanimating a corpse that far gone. He’s shrinking before our very eyes. How low is his chair to the ground in order for his feet to hit the floor?

I guarantee you he had to ask someone how to spell Barron’s name.

I seriously want to go full on Bishop with that Mick Mulvany mo fo. I’ll roll that budget proposal up nice and tight and shove it in his lying mouth until someone hits me repeatedly with a fire extinguisher. It’s for the greater good, and we’re all well aware that Mick is ready to make sacrifices.

I would have made sure that the settlement would have required Jones to yell and flail and fling spittle while reading that retraction. Better yet, Jones has to sport that bathing suit he wears when he’s hawking those Caveman supplements - all while simultaneously shoving spoonfuls of chobani in his mouth. It’s the…

That’s what people are saying.

The only way this asshole can do his race any favors is by dropping dead and fading into obscurity.

You are awful. I think we could be good friends.

I believe it is a gape of assholes.

Don’t forget exhausting.

Worst thing a guy’s told me when he’s not interested: “I don’t think I could ever like you as much as you like me right now.”

I like how you think.

I just realized that during this press conference Trump wasn’t able to recognize Merkel because she wasn’t dressed in a sparkly and revealing evening gown wearing a sash across her chest emblazoned with “GERMANY”. That really is the only kind of woman Trump has any interest in.

That’ll do just fine.

Of course it is Alabama.

That pig is better looking than the actual trump. Bet that pig would also know how to properly wear a tie.

Chances are that 45 is going to want to add “Looking nice is for chicks” to the $100 bill.

I finally figured out who this ass reminds me of - Dr. Klopek (as played by Henry Gibson) in The Burbs. Sugar substitute, anyone? Just ick.

Had to read your comment to my husband and now he can’t stop laughing.