Bye Felicia.

First thought of every day for me is - is he dead yet?

Thanks for the comedic relief. I really needed it at this point.

Those. Shoulder. Pads. Are. Magnificent.

That head of his is gonna pop right off if he doesn’t get a shirt with more girth in the collar.

It only appeared as if she were wearing blackface. The photos were edited, uh-huh. All just a big misunderstanding.

My boss has said “there has to be a winner, and Indians were the loser”. Deep thinker that one.

He’s just repeating something he heard from him earpiece. Nope - he still not generating any original thoughts.

I closed my eyes and imagined Gay’s words being read by Boss Hog with Roscoe in the background nodding his head. It was effective.

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Never read the books or watched the movie; however, I just finished The Fall on Netflix, so I’ll be watching the Fifty Shades movie now. Not only is Gillian Anderson my spirit animal, she was fanFUCKINGtastic as the lead in The Fall. Jamie Dornan also starred in it. He was similarly spectacular (though his character…

He insists upon himself.

He insists upon himself.

Pretty sure that wig and pink bra are from Billy’s personal wardrobe (they are for his weekly “fancy time”).