I'll gladly chip in to see them sell out to BigGay for the pay.

At first I thought you meant, "not a big far of hers", as in her body, and I thought, "well that's ironic considering what is being said, also, yewz a bitch", and then I realized you meant just her as a human being, outside of what her body looks like and if that's not some internalized misogyny on my part I really…

I would really like #BigGay to organize some sort of mass trolling of these people via gay wedding delivery cash orders

Because if they were intelligent they wouldn't be religious fundamentalists. Or poorly dressed.

Because if they were smart, they wouldn't be religious fundamentalists.

THIS!! If I'm in Nowheresville, Indiana, having the GAYEST WEDDING OF ALL TIME and the only place open is this pizza joint and by god we all need pizza... are they gonna ask me when I place a $200 order whether or not it's for a gay party?

How many weddings does this place even cater - gay or straight? You can order pizza at the end if necessary, that has nothing to do with the wedding, that's just a large delivery. If they showed up to deliver pies and wings to what turned out to be the end of a gay wedding reception, they wouldn't make the sale? Like,…

And poorly dressed?

Side note: I would love for you to get engaged to your dude for reasons of lifelong happiness, obvs, but also and mostly so you can report on the wedding-planning process for us.

As a gay man, I'm outraged. I was seriously considering a pizza party themed wedding and now...eh, who am I kidding. I just came here to say:

A wise Yelp comment: "This is a transparent attempt to fly the Christian martyr "mean Gays are calling us bigots" flag in the hopes that other mouth-breathers in the area will rally to them and their crappy pizza the way Southerners rallied to Chick Fil-A. Deny them the oxygen of your outrage, and their uninspired…

Why are religious fundamentalists always so dumb?

1) Waiters make bank. I know this because I once met a guy who was a waiter who made over 50k and only declared 30k on his taxes.

I would say "I don't understand how they're going to try to justify this," because it seems so laughably impossible to justify, but come on. We both know better than that by now.

Well these comments are sure to be fun *elbows on knees, chin resting on fists*

Booooooo

Wow, what a pic. She melted all the haunt off of his face. He looks like he feels blessed in her presence.

Yeah. I get it.

She could really, really like delivering babies born to 10 or 12 year olds.

One of the physicians in attendance offered the brilliant insight that instead of inserting IUDs maybe someone should just "tell these girls not to have sex."