kittykiin
TheQueenofWoodlandCreatures
kittykiin
Mar 26 2015
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Actually, looking at her, all I can see is Anna Gunn. At least in her younger pictures. Can kinda see Diane Lane, now that you mention it.

Mar 17 2015
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Trust me, I know ALL ABOUT wild squirrels with no fear of people. One camped out under a lawn chair I was sitting in. FOR AN HOUR. And then tried to sit in my chair with me. There was A LOT of panicking happening. Read more

Mar 17 2015
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Also, I should have mentioned something in my other comment, but it's too late to edit, now. I have an absurdly broad definition of "dangerous animals." I'm pretty much afraid of everything. I consider squirrels dangerous.

Mar 17 2015
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Quokkas are indeed very cute. And do balance out both the dead-eyed terror of the koala, and the chimeric madman's dream that is the platypus. It probably says something interesting about me that the 2 animals I find most terrifying are not the crocs, snakes, or spiders (although they are scary). But seriously, Read more

Mar 16 2015
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True pixie stix story: my (very elderly, very ESL) great aunt couldn't remember what they were called once, and asked a gas station attendant if they sold angel dust.

Mar 16 2015
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...okay, you've nearly won me over, but first, can I get a rundown on the scary animals to people ratio? Cuz Australian wildlife docs scare the shit out of me. How likely am I to run into a koala?

Mar 14 2015
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Totally get where you're coming from. Mine wasn't about money (we went to the courthouse) but because my extended family is fairly awful, and we haven't told anyone. A fancy ceremony or whatever would be nice, but it feels pretty pointless to just have a ridiculously fancy party for the 10 people we would like enough Read more

Mar 13 2015
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Oh crap, are you talking about The Sybarys? I think that's what it's called? And they used to have the cheesiest commercials that played, like, constantly when I was growing up?

Mar 11 2015
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Thanks for the link! And thanks, I do love my hair the way it is. I just get bored easily and like to change it up. I'm absolutely keeping the buzzed side, though, so it should still be pretty fierce long. I just kept it short because I had no idea what to do with it long, but feel like I finally have a better grasp Read more

Mar 10 2015
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Want! Want so badly. I'm gonna have to look up a tutorial for this. I currently have really short hair, but am seriously considering extensions because my hair will look ridiculous growing out (half of my head is buzzed, and the other half is between 2 and 6 inches long). And I need something to do with it that won't Read more

Mar 8 2015
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My mother was an editor for an automotive-repair trade publication. She wrote in graphic detail about me learning to drive, including how I failed my first drivers test. So, embarrassing. Read more

Feb 27 2015
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Ha! Good to know. I saw it (him?) in an late 70s/early 80s birthday photo on an episode of Best of the Worst, and it haunted my nightmares for weeks.

Feb 27 2015
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Is/was the Showbiz Pizza Bear thing as horribly dead-eyed and terrifying in person as in pictures? Cuz that thing freaks me out even worse than Chuck E Cheese.