I have a monthly contribution set up to Planned Parenthood (US), and I'm in Canada, y'all. Even $5/month is helpful!
I’ll tell you what it’s like. I had an abortion at 26 weeks due to severe fetal abnormalities incompatible with life. In my state, abortion is illegal after 24 weeks, so I had to fly across the country to one of three remaining providers. In the eight days between my final counseling session with the geneticist and… Read more
IF YOU ALWAYS DRESS LIKE ITS BRUNCH ITS ACCEPTABLE TO BE DRUNK BEFORE NOON.
Perhaps she was giving him a Major Award.
Yeah, I sincerely doubt open marriages end in divorce with greater frequency than non-open marriages. The difference is that so many of those divorces are because someone wants to fuck someone else and lies about it because of social norms, or they aren't getting their needs met and feel resentment toward their… Read more
How is it ever indicated that it's the most important thing? I think that having an open relationship is proof that "getting laid with some strange" is not the most important thing. It's an acknowledgment that humans have sexual needs that sometimes can't be resolved by one person for whatever reason. Whether that's… Read more
Holding two putters up like that is exactly why women can’t golf, Erin.
Wow, this comment is a lot like how I play golf: all over the place, clunky, full of misplaced anger at forces beyond my control or understanding, and possibly drunk.
It's more like "I love you so much and want to spend the rest of my life with you and potentially have children with you, but I also have sexual needs that the two of us alone may not be able to fulfill, and so I would like to have an open arrangement to explore that part of me while still keeping our relationship… Read more
Okay, so after the bandages come off from the human centipede surgery (with Ted Cruz in the middle, of course), I stick them in a trailer, drive to City Hall and marry them. Boosh will have the veil, and chartreuse bridesmaid dresses for the other two. After the Quad Cities honeymoon— Read more
The only good Michael Bolton poster is an inexplicable Michael Bolton poster.
I’m totally down with Joe touching me. I CONSENT