He forgot to add "probs some EDM song you wouldn't know".

Was she really into anal?

You nailed it. She's wearing a shabby chic throw pillow. I found this helpful reference photo on an elderly lady's Pinterest for our enjoyment.

was gunna say the same thing

I wouldn't even let McDonald's suck my dick for free.

I am very passionate on the subject of pockets and would happily lose my shit at the prospect of a piece of clothing with pockets in it because WHO WOULDN'T?!

This is awesome

I love it when animals "get it." My friend's son pulled her cat's tail when he was a toddler, and the cat nipped the mom. It's as if he knew it was inappropriate to bite the baby, and he was trying to tell her, "Dude, control your kid."

1.8/10

America does no wrong, like ever. ever

Yeah this is some of the saddest trolling I've seen in a while. Standards people.

Hey, no judgment here. Party on.

SCREW YOU, FUNKY NAMES. I'm a lifetime Girl Scout who grew up in an ABC zip code, but now lives in a LBB zip code. And every time I try to order cookies at a booth, I can never remember what Peanut Butter Patties are called and the little shit is all snide like "do you mean Do-Si-Dos or Tagalongs?" and I'm like I…

I had a minor one of my own doing. I was super excited to send out my invitations. I wanted to seal the envelopes with pressed violets, so I got clear circle stickers and raided the lawns of two different friends' parents and picked HUNDREDS of them, carefully pressed them in books, and chose only the best ones for…

The invitations to my November 2001 wedding were mailed on September 10, 2001. The wedding venue? Windows on the World.

So normally when people are like, "When in history would you go, if you had access to a TARDIS?" I'm like, "Nothing between dinosaurs and spaceships, because history is fascinating but I don't want to fucking be there."

i don't know, but i am team SPOCK